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Born Again Bullshit Stinks Worse Than Cheap Ass Body Spray
The putrid odor is getting stronger
The stench of born again bullshit permeates everything, like a person who uses half a can of cheap body spray before going to the fucking store. Nobody wants to smell that, and we all gasp for fresh air, but the person wearing the spray is supposedly oblivious to the fact that their scent is a problem.
It’s the kind of crap that can be smelled from the other side of the supermarket parking lot despite how how one tries not to inhale it’s toxic odor. It’s an assault on the senses, and the fragrance is so bad that it can be tasted.
It enters the noses and eyes of innocent bystanders who cough and splutter trying to get rid of that overly sweet, fruity poisonous mist some idiot decided to name “Strawberry Punch Creamsicle with Custard.” It smells more like a mixture of cat piss and beer, but whatever.
That shit came in an aerosol can from Target for less than seven bucks, and the advertisement claimed that it would attract a romantic partner. Really all it does is repel them, so I suppose that could be cheap pest control as anybody not totally smitten by the wearer’s beauty won’t bother to approach them. At any rate, it’s supposed to last for months, but some people insist on getting two days per can, maximum.
