I saw a story a while ago where a girl in high school called her dad for pads and he said text him what kind. She said “heavy, ultra thin, with wings.” He showed up at school with the pads and with hot chicken wings. Of course daughter was very happy with the treat but people asked him why and he said “she said with wings so I assumed chicken wings. She’s bleeding and miserable and if she asks for pads and wings I’m going to buy the damn wings too.”