I tell people that I can’t pull myself up by my bootstraps because I wasn’t fortunate enough to ever own bootstraps.

I saw a meme on Facebook that said “people demand a straight pride parade. They have one, it’s the 4th of July sale at Old Navy.”

Macklemore says it well when he raps saying that saying all Iives matter is as ridiculous as seeing a house burning down and expecting to have water sprayed on all the houses because all houses matter. You only work on the house that’s burning.

I hate people.