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Shitting on Millennials is Still Trending
Here’s a list of things that us Millennials need to know
I am starting to see why Boomers and Gen X hate Millennials so much.
They hate us because we fucking suck. Shitting on Millennials is still a favorite pastime, even though the oldest ones of us are approaching our 40’s.
I have to admit that those older than us have a point, there is a lot about us to hate.
I’ve compiled handy-dandy list. For those of you who hate us, feel free to choose any or all of these as a reason for your contempt of us.
For my fellow Millennials, let these be a lesson to you on why we are so horrible, and are deserving of such hostility.
Boomers and Gen X hate us because:
We didn’t learn very important things they think we should know.
Things like how to drive a stick shift, or how to hand sew a miniature poodle on a pair of knickers. All knickers need miniature poodles on them for modesty reasons.
We also don’t know how to make those fabulous kitchen geese. What a fucking pity. The reason we didn’t learn is that we have no appreciation whatsoever for the fine art of a goose paper towel…
